Make Up Your Mind: The Case of the Unusual Spork

I think everyone is familiar with spoon and fork hybrid; the spork. It looks like a spoon but at the same time it has spikes, like the normal fork. These sporks usually come from instant cupnoodles (based on my experience) and some are sold at grocery stores.

Sporks are time and plastic savers. This utensil (see picture)

is the common spork.

Based on my the link that i saw, (see spork hyperlink) there are other archaic sporks...

The spork evolved from metal to plastic... Recently i saw this mutated spork, (i dont even know if this is a spork because this deviated from the original concept of a spoon having fork like spikes)

I don't even know if this can be called a spork? a mutated spork? i saw this and the vitress pancit sauce while doing the Christmas grocery.

This can do a spoon and fork's job but not at the same time, unlike the regular spork.

I think i'll have a hard time to use this, i imagine food flying around if i ever use this... this is weirder to look at compared to the spork, I wonder if this abnormal spork has a patent?

A spork is like a straight "bi" person, they can do both hahahaha. As for this baby, i dunno, no multitasking here.... from spoon to fork, spoon to fork, fork to spoon, no sporking :))

Vitress as Pancit Sauce

I saw this while doing the Christmas grocery,

it's just so odd that cosmetic freebies are being paired with food items?

What does this imply? Vitress as pancit sauce?